Ninjas Sue Nintendo Over Nunchucks
You may have heard about Nintendo's lawsuit against Nyko in an attempt to continue it's monopoly on innovation in the video game world. However, you probably havn't heard about an even more exciting...
View ArticleWii Fit Underwear Girl on TRL
The Wii-Fit underwear girl [Watch here on Youtube] has made it to the teeny bopper big time! You can see her on TRL in this post. Everyone seems to be heralding this as some kind of genius (yet we're...
View ArticleMicrosoft copies Wii-Mote; Innovation is for suckers
No, it's not an optical illusion. Microsoft is really just that creative. What you're looking at is the Xbox 360's answer to the Wii-mote developed by Motus Games [See more here] Average: Select...
View ArticleWhat do you want on your 2008 E3?
Electronic Entertainment Expo is nearly upon us and promises to slap us repeatedly and mercilessly in the face with news coverage of gaming awesomeness. There are many flavors involved and tons of...
View ArticleA.D.D. Report: Wii sells 7 Million in Japan, 35 Million Worldwide
A.D.D. Report is the place where people who don't have patience ...blah blah blah.... get your news fast!TODAY'S TOPIC: Famitsu.com has said that the Wii has sold 7 million copies in Japan and 35...
View ArticleWii Demographics
Demographics of Wii players:6-12 Years Old - 55%16-22 Years Old - 35%Pedophiles - 5%The Jonas Brothers - 4%My bitch of an ex-girlfriend - 1%Average: Select ratingPoorOkayGoodGreatAwesomeGive it...
View ArticleVideo Game Hottie Hall of Fame - Jo Garcia
There are two things Playboy always gets right (which really isn't that difficult of a feat considering that they come in pairs) and Jo Garcia has got plenty to share. Â Playboy's 2008 Cyber Girl of...
View ArticleWii Punch-Out and the Wii Wish List: Duck Hunt, Contra, among others.
Nintendo announced today that Punch-Out will be coming to the Wii early this year.This begs the question, what other super obvious ports is Nintendo finally gonna get off their ass and give us?WAKEUP...
View ArticleMario Kart Wii sells 8.94M in 2008; Huge Mushroom Kingdom Lawsuit Follows
MY BASEMENT - It was reported today by Gamespot.com that Mario Kart Wii sold 8.94 Mllion copies in 2008. While a great debate could be waged over the success being a result of a finely crafted family...
View ArticleEA: A True American Zero
COBRA ISLAND - Today beloved company Electronic Arts surprised nobody and announced that they would release G.I Joe for Wii, Xbox 360, PlayStation 3, PlayStation 2, PSP, DS and various mobile devices....
View ArticleMurder in California: Carbuncle Suspected
JUST IN FROM CALIFORNIA POLICE - A recent Puyo Pop Fever frenzy led to the deaths of a young couple in an apartment strewn with video game boxes. Suspect? Carbuncle, the Puyo Puyo mascot.While having...
View ArticleWii Fit Huge; America Huge Too.
 BIZZARO WORLD - Today the market has hit a new low but good news is on the rise, irony is America’s number one export, and export they will. The country with a 34% obese count and over 60%...
View ArticleGames Gone Wrong: Animal Cussing
Sometimes game producers don't make the smartest marketing choices. Animal Cussing for Nintendo Wii proves this emphatically.Average: Select ratingPoorOkayGoodGreatAwesomeGive it 6/10Give it 7/10Give...
View ArticleGet Ready To Play With Your Wii
If you're anything like me then your Wii probably collects dust when it’s not running Smash Bros. Brawl or random games of Mario kart. For a while now third party developers have been spending...
View ArticleChris Brown's PunchOut For Wii
It was announced that in addition to Punchout being released for Wii there would also be an expansion pack starring Chris Brown, most recently known for his domestic violence case with pop-star...
View ArticleWatch The First Punch-Out for Wii Trailer
It's no secret that I'm extremely geeked out over the new Punch-Out remake for Wii (expected to drop May 18th, 2009 according to VGreleases.com).I've waited patiently for the first screens and trailers...
View ArticleNew Wii Games: Virtual Console Arcade; Soon Followed by Hoverboards?
BIRCHMONT - This morning Nintendo added even more old games you've already played to the Wii library. According to Kotaku.com (or by logging into the shopping channel and just looking) the new weapons...
View ArticleNintendo Announces Multi-Dimensional Gaming In Wii's Future.
TOLEDO - Just as you thought the Nintendo crew might want to slow down for a bit and chillax at the beach with some tasty margaritas, they have just recently stated that there is no rest for the...
View ArticleSex With Megan Fox/Brad Pitt or Video Games?
In the newest 2BN feature, we're asking you if you'd rather have a one-night stand with Megan Fox (for the guys, or the ladies that like ladies), Brad Pitt (for the gals, or the men into the rougher...
View ArticleSuper Fucking New New Super Mario Bros.
OK. We get it. It's a NEW game.Average: Select ratingPoorOkayGoodGreatAwesomeGive it 6/10Give it 7/10Give it 8/10Give it 9/10Give it 10/10Your rating: NoneAverage: 6.7(9 votes)
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